Hey there! Have you ever had a disastrous first date? I know I have, and from my experiences, I’ve learned that some mistakes can easily be avoided.
That’s why I reached out to waitstaff to share some of their worst first-date stories so that we can learn from their experiences.
Observation of Restaurant Drama
As wait-staff, they’ve seen it all. The first mistake that they’ve noticed people make is that they don’t realize that they’re being observed constantly.
Your every move, interaction, and mistake is on display for the waitstaff to observe and absorb.
Story 1: Coffee on Pants
Take, for example, this story from a waiter who observed his patron’s date.
The gentleman was nervously interrogating his date, fumbling through questions and conversation topics. One mistake he made was not watching where he put his coffee, which promptly spilled all over his pants during the conversation.
The poor guy was mad at himself for spilling the coffee and embarrassed that his pants were now stained. It was not the best way to start off a date.
Lesson: Always watch where you put your drink, especially if you’re nervous.
Story 2: Stood Up
Another waiter told me a story of a young woman who was stood up by her date.
She sat nervously waiting for him, sipping on a beer and munching on some food. To help lift her mood, the waiter brought her a complimentary brownie.
Unfortunately, the guy never showed up, but the young woman handled it graciously. She left a generous tip and left.
Lesson: If you’re nervous, bring a book, bring a friend, but never wait too long.
Story 3: Wealthy Princess
A third waiter shared a story about a wealthy princess who was bored with her date.
She wanted to bar hop, but her date didn’t have the funds for such an expensive night. She ended up telling him that she’s rich and can pay for everything, but the honesty made the man feel uncomfortable, and they ended up calling it a night.
Lesson: Even if you’re wealthy, don’t brag about it.
Story 4: Drunken Advances
A fourth waiter observed a finicky lady getting drunk on her first date.
She made drunken advances on her date, and when he didn’t reciprocate the feel, she got embarrassed, ran out of the restaurant, and left in a cab crying.
Lesson: Never get drunk on a first date.
If you’re keeping pace, try to finish your drink and meal at the same time.
Story 5: Unplanned Pregnancy
Lastly, there’s the story of a man whose date revealed that she was pregnant, but she had cheated on her ex-boyfriend and didn’t know how to forgive herself.
It was the weirdest and most awkward first date conversation anyone could’ve had.
Lesson: Some things are best left to later down the line.
Conclusion
There you have it, folks! These are just a few of many first-date stories that waitstaff have witnessed. Hopefully, these stories will help you avoid making the same mistakes that others have.
Remember, a first date is all about getting to know each other and having a good time. Try to relax, be yourself, and most importantly, have fun!
Bad Breath
One of the most common mishaps on a first date is bad breath. It can be unpleasant and a major turn-off for anyone.
Therefore, it’s important to have good oral hygiene before going on a date. Brush your teeth, floss, and use mouthwash.
If you ate something that might leave a lingering odor, chew a piece of gum or have a breath mint before meeting your date. Additionally, avoid foods that have a strong scent, like onions or garlic, prior to heading out.
Political Differences
Politics can be a touchy subject for some people, and bringing it up on a first date can lead to trouble. While it’s important to know where your date stands on certain issues, it’s also important to keep an open mind.
Instead of trying to persuade your date to your opinions, respectfully share your perspective and try to understand where they are coming from. There’s no reason why differing views can’t coexist if both parties can respect and appreciate each other’s opinions.
Excessive Phone Use
While technology has improved our lives in many ways, it can also be a big distraction on a first date. Constantly checking your phone or texting can make the other person feel ignored and unimportant.
To avoid this issue, set your phone to silent or turn it off before heading out. If you must use your phone, let your date know why, like checking on a friend.
Keep your phone use to a minimum so that you can focus on the conversation and getting to know your date better.
Accidental Injury
From time to time, accidents can happen, and it may result in an embarrassing moment. For instance, you can accidentally spill your drink on your date, knock over a candle, or trip while walking to the table.
While these moments can be awkward, the best thing to do is to acknowledge the situation and try to make light of it. In the case of knocking over a drink, take the initiative to clean it up.
This shows responsibility and maturity and could potentially make for a great self-deprecating joke later in the evening. The most important thing to keep in mind is that these accidents are normal, and the way you handle them can make all the difference.
Conclusion
In conclusion, there are always ways to avoid common first-date disasters. Taking care of your oral health, avoiding intense political arguments, limiting phone use, and handling an injury nonchalantly can help make the date a success.
However, the most important thing you can do is be yourself and enjoy the company of your date. Remember, a first date is just the beginning of potential for something great, so don’t stress too hard on making everything perfect.
Trust your instincts and have a good time!
In conclusion, the main points of this article focus on some of the most common first-date disasters that people can encounter, from bad breath to political differences, excessive phone use, and accidental injury. By learning from others’ mistakes, we can avoid making the same mistakes ourselves and make the most of our time with a special someone.
Remember, a first date is an opportunity to get to know someone better, so don’t be too hard on yourself if things don’t go perfectly. Instead, make the effort to be yourself, respect your date, and have fun.
By keeping these tips in mind, you can help ensure that your next first date is a success. Good luck out there!